Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

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Dam Internet, You Scary!

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

3 HR AGO

Hiking Horror Stories, Night Vision Eye Drops, and Surgeon Madness! | Chaz & Dion on DIYS

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥 You don’t want to miss this one. 🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud 💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/ Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/ @LackaroniandChazPodcast 📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! 👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish. Sponsors: Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYS Factor https://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off 0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes 0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest 2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap 3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama 4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail 5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them) 6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?! 7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins 9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style 10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show 12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad 14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For 17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition) 20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?! 23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M? 28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?! 30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos) 35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits 38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂 42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters 44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie 47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape 50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out 53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

58 min
29 MAY

Streamer U, Final Destination IRL & Scary Twins 👯‍♀️

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊. Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up. 🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications! ✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚 Producer: @HippieGoals ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️ 00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹 03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯 06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱 10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬 13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever? 16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬 18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭 20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs) 23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣 23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑 29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻 35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮 37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦 41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰 46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔 48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭 50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍 52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

54 min
22 MAY

Buried Alive, Nutmeg Trips & Fake Kidnappings?! on DIYS

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s inside this insanity: A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️ TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️ A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖 Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔 Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽 🚨 Plus: Sponsored segments that actually slap: 🧠 BetterHelp (because therapy is for real ones) https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 💳 Kikoff (fix ya credit, fam!) Start building credit with Kikoff today, and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to https://www.getkikoff.com/DIYS today. 💸 Cash App (because we like fast money) Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real - there’s no catch. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code [DIYS10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽 👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below! 🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls. 00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!! 02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos 04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos 07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock 10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating 12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate 15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp 18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma 22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers 27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe? 30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex 31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk 33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really) 34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend 40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder 44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story 47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?! 50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App 51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama 56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash 58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear? 01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings 01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam 01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows Producer @hippiegoals #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #NutmegChallenge #FunnyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #ScaryStorie Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

1h 10m
20 MAY

Conspiracy Corner: The Flatwoods Monster, AI Aliens, and Trees That Talk with Comedian CP

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It’s a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!

31 min
15 MAY

What’s Scarier: Ocean or Space? on DIYS with Sam Salem

🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️ https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves We are talking about: 🥞 Writing essays at IHOP 🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls 🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his” 📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches 🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀 Also… 👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird 📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review 🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll 💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet. 👊🏾 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE — or we might mail your roast to your job 📫🔥 🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below! #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #SamSalem #ComedyPodcast #BrickedUpBoys #GarfieldPhone #PettyLevel100 #IHOPEssays 00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy 02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes 06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate 13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos 17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO 21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist 28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House” 35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness 41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery 44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge 53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier? 1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final Laughs S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!

59 min
9 MAY

Crows Hold GRUDGES?! This Bird Attacks Her EVERY Day! on DIYS with Chris Sneed

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes. 🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th at the Regent Theater — don’t miss it! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900627BE3654976?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaeaIzJ6tdwJsC5yVBOdn-IQ-BjTplSDJedGGtgu390WM6HPUY4cNC1mq4vUyA_aem_KwNEdvAIjRpICjH3j9Jj-A 🔔 Subscribe now for more hilarious episodes: @DamInternetYouScary 🎙️ Producer: @HippieGoals 📱 Follow the hosts: @tahirmoore | @PatrickCloudChannel Guest: Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ 🕒 CHAPTERS: Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

1h 3m
1 MAY

China’s Super Soldiers, Creepy Heart Transplants & Hallucinogenic Fish w/ Devonte West

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks 🐌 Edible horror stories 🍪 CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠 The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀 Purple not being real 👁️ And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬 It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this episode gets deep, weird, and hilarious. 🔔 Like, subscribe & hit the bell — or risk eating a DMT fish by accident. S/O to our Sponsors SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys Blue Chew Https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Kikoff Get your first month FREE at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS 0:00 - Glow, Sponges & Hot Oil Treatments 1:18 - Spa Days & Korean Skincare 2:31 - Snail Masks & Slippery Science 5:15 - Compliments & Confidence 8:12 - Devonte Joins the Chaos 10:53 - Type Sh*t Global Culture Stories 20:15 - Fish That Get You High?! 23:00 - DMT, Edibles & Driving While High 32:00 - Heart Transplant Suicide Mystery 37:00 - Purple Isn't Real?! 41:00 - Satellites, GPS Hacks & Creamer Prices 45:00 - Coffee Subs, Skims & Bluechew 49:00 - China's Super Soldiers 53:00 - Custom Superpowers & The Real Goku Life Producer: @HippieGoals Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary

1h 17m
24 APR

We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things | DIYS w/ Spank Horton

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever. 💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL. 🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/ 🎥 Produced by: @HippieGoals 📍 Chapters + Timestamps below 👇 📲 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weekly chaos! 🔗 Follow us on socials: @daminternetscary ✂️ Best moments from this episode? COMMENT BELOW! 0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away 2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart 4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM 5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club 7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?” 9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat 11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes 13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name" 15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped 17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug 20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth 25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried 27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals 30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off 32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things” 33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?! 35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us 36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s 38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯 40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused 43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women 45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt 48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People

1h 6m

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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