The Judgies

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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!

2D AGO

NA 1: Legally Not Advice

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a wedding venue burning down before the date, our favorite topping for cheesecake, a twin who has a felon fiancé, someone asking how to make some friends as adults, and someone who needs to break it to their fiancé that his bits are actually chomped. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:10 Our Wedding Venue Burned Down 8:08 Favorite Topping for Cheesecake 11:12 Twin's Felon Fiancé 26:30 Making Friends as Adults 35:51 Fiancé's Chomped Bits 45:28 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

52 min
5D AGO

Ep 261: Our COOLEST Episode Yet

In this episode, we talk about: an accidental proposal gone right(?), a girlfriend who was caught with an underage photo, a couple of "roommates" who have failed to DTR (define their relationship, I'm using slang chat), a high IQ alpha male not sure how to handle his emotions, a girlfriend who tastes round, and a listener who is unsure of what to do about their ex wife's new relationship. We also go over a Judgies take on "That's What's Up/What's Up With That" in the circle Jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to ⁠⁠HelloFresh.com/Judgies10fm⁠⁠ NOW to get 10 free meals with a FREE item for life! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Story Links: Proposing in a Home Depot DELETED Unethical Jerking DELETED Bizarre Hobby "They Were Roommates" High IQ Alpha Male GF Tastes Round Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:13 Proposing in Home Depot 12:39 Unethical Jerking 18:24 Bizarre Hobby 25:23 "They Were Roommates" 32:40 Break 32:48 CJ: "That's whats up/ What's up with that?" 38:21 LS Sound 43:35 LS Story: Cheating Wife 1:03:34 High IQ Alpha Male 1:11:00 GF Tastes Round 1:20:30 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 28m
JUN 2

Ep 260: The BEST Stories of Season 5

In this episode, we talk about our FAVORITE stories and circle jurdges from the year! Thanks for a great season 5 and we can't wait for our season 6! This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to ⁠HelloFresh.com/Judgies10fm⁠ NOW to get 10 free meals with a FREE item for life! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 3:17 Christian's Top 3 19:24 Erika's Top 3 38:23 Break 42:02 Josh's Top 3 51:44 CJ: Best CJ's 1:01:23 Christian's Fav LS 1:04:53 Erika's Fav LS 1:10:58 Josh's Fav LS 1:24:18 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 34m
MAY 26

EP 259: Meme Tier List

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who REFUSES to be Italian in the bedroom, a creepy mechanic looking for his "payment" from a woman, a boyfriend who has been faking his girlfriend's nightmares, a listener who had a professor outed for HEINOUS crimes, a person not invited to their maid of honor's wedding, and a husband who message his wife's abusive ex for old photos. We also create a tier list of memes throughout the years! This episode is sponsored by: Spot&Tango! Go to SpotandTango.com/Judgies and use code Judgies to get FIFTY PERCENT off your first order! ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠ Story Links: GF Refuses to be Italian DELETED Creepy Mechanic Pretend Nightmares DELETED Not Invited to Wedding Accidental Hookup with Friend Husband's Ex's Photos Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 7:03 GF Refuses to be Italian 15:31 Creepy Mechanic 23:54 Pretend Nightmares 29:58 Break 32:06 CJ: Tier Ranking Memes 51:47 LS Sound 54:28 LS Story 1:05:46 Not Invited to Wedding 1:17:48 Accidently Banged 1:22:48 Husband's Ex Nudes 1:26:48 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 35m
MAY 19

Ep 258: Finding a New Insult

In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/Judgies to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: Husband said “why did I ever marry you” out of nowhere… My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know. TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:01 Husband From Friends 23:36 Clam Smoothie 35:48 AirPods Interview 42:28 Break 44:27 CJ: How Offended Are You? 59:23 LS Sound 1:03:29 LS Story 1:09:52 Poop Scale 1:30:27 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 38m
MAY 12

Ep 257: Eating Period Sock Rice

In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are. ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠ Story Links: My wife wants a divorce after I asked her to help me in the yard. What should I do? Married with two toddlers and need advice on husband who thinks I don’t contribute equally AITAH for “training” a guy “like a dog”? TIFU by eating my girlfriend’s period rice sock DELETED AITA for telling my son that he should wear his sisters old coat to school DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 9:03 Double Feature: Divorce 23:30 Pavloving Boyfriend 31:23 Period Rice Sock 39:12 Break 41:14 CJ: Over Rated Foods 51:43 LS Sound 52:48 Lister Submission 59:28 Wearing Sisters Coat 1:08:54 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 17m
MAY 5

Ep 256: Corn on Macabre

In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their car broken into and a surprise left for them, along with the return of Auroraisms/Jokes that Didn't Land This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/judgies10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: My bf posted about me on Reddit Girlfriend always wants to be in bathroom when I pee My Husband Regrets Marrying Me My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. Would you end a marriage over something that happened years ago? My mom caught my dad with a 16yo and covered it up Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 3:47 BF Posted About Me 13:21 Husband Regrets Marriage 18:19 Wife Is Done 35:02 Break 37:42 CJ: Aurora-isms/Work Jokes 46:32 LS Sound 42:14 LS Story 58:45 Wretched Husband 1:08:04 Awful Parents 1:14:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 22m
APR 28

Ep 255: Twerp, Dork, Geek

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our take of "F Marry Kill" with "Twerp, Dork, Geek" This episode is sponsored by: Spot and Tango! Check out SpotandTango.com/ judgies and use code judgies to get fifty percent off your first order! Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and save money TODAY at ⁠RocketMoney.com/Judgies⁠ ⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠ ⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠ ⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠ Story Links: Weird Coworker Husband Poops Himself Have I been catfished in the weirdest way possible? Wife Farting DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 12:32 Weird Coworker 24:05 Husband Poops Himself 42:15 Break 45:53 CJ: Twerp, Dork, Geek 1:02:23 LS Sound 1:03:13 LS: Brown Pants Stain 1:12:35 LS: Puke Story 1:13:33 Catfish Story 1:28:29 Wife Farting 1:38:25 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 48m

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2,158 Ratings

The only pod you’ll need again????

Mar 24

Its a fun ok great game

This pod is the absolute funniest thing you could put in your ear holes! It has everything you’d ever need, potty humour, cheaters, and more potty humour(not british) tune in every monday waiting for the thrill of the newest episode! Plus theirs so many episodes you can listen on repeat and forget a lot of the stories and banter that you can repeat listen 24/7, only pod you’ll ever need. 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Feb 5

lmhaes

*chef's kiss*
Quietly judging.

Mar 2

Knolz14

Hilarious podcast. Love the gang. If they figured out how to mix their sound properly, I will make this a 5 star review. The podcast in general is quiet compared to others I follow and I always have to turn up my volume to 30 (it’s normally at 20 for other podcasts) to hear them. Even still, the guys voice will sometimes get too low or far away or their mics to pick up.
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11/26/2024

Dihda

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