Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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    You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach

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    Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope

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    Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!

    Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    White Women Are Embarrassing

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    Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS

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    Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White

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    Too Hot For The Gays

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    Farts Are A Love Language

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